QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS.
EVERYTHINGYOU WEREABOUT TO ASK.
We’ve tried to answer it here before it reaches the family group chat.
23–24 FEBRUARY 2027
UMAID PALACE · DAUSA
START WITH THE OBVIOUS↓
YES, THERE WILL BE FOOD.
THE QUESTIONS
ASKED BY SOME OF YOU. ABOUT TO BE ASKED BY THE REST.
Consider this our contribution to reducing family WhatsApp traffic.
A SURPRISINGLY COMMON QUESTION
WILL THERE
BE FOOD?
We are mildly offended that you asked.
IMPORTANT RESEARCH
WHAT HAPPENSAT BOLLYWOODNIGHT?
DJ SIMRAT TAKES OVER THE PALACE.
After that, our lawyers have advised us not to make predictions.
CURRENT FORECAST
A QUICK CLARIFICATION
DO IHAVE TODANCE?
NO.
You are perfectly welcome to sit comfortably and watch everyone else make decisions they’ll see in photographs for years.
The photographers, however, have excellent zoom lenses.
ONE LAST THING
STILL HAVEA QUESTION?
Impressive. We thought we covered everything.
Send it our way. If enough people ask the same thing, we’ll add it here and pretend we anticipated it all along.
Otherwise, you’re officially out of excuses.
SEE YOU AT UMAID PALACE. ♡
CHARU & ALOK·23–24.02.2027